I made a similar post about a year ago referencing the funnier search terms people have used to find this website and while those terms have gotten worse (or better if you think like me) my all time favorite is still the dubious “Beaverlodge Porn” reference that led them to hotstickybun (read that post here).

Thus today marks the beginning of a retarded feature Im sure no one will care about. With that said here are April’s top ten search terms used to find hotstickybun.

#10 – hockey fans lower intelligene

Nothing to randy about this one, I just found it oddly humorous that a guy that is searching Google about how hockey fans “supposedly” lower ones intelligence can’t spell the word intelligence to begin with.

#09 – pierre mcguire gay for mike richards

Ever since my rant on being sick of hearing Pierre McGuire and his obvious man crushes on Mike Richards, Dion Phaneuf, and Sidney Crosby on TSN I , along with many others begin to wonder if McGuire switch hits. I have nothing against McGuire but I have to wonder at times if he gets a little to emotionally involved with his supposed man crushes, case in point his incessant love in with the Flames in the first round of the 2009 playoffs.

#08 – nice ass

Umm gee, thanks.

#07 – bud light lime edmonton

Nothing overly special, just felt it was time to let everyone know that this beer will FINALLY be available in Edmonton come May 19th. Thank god because my stash is down to one case.

#06 – oil city roadhouse girls

Apparently the constant rambling and ample times I’ve been to this bar has somehow led some guy trying to find the low down on the near naked women running the beer tubes. My advice, you have no shot at picking them up and if you do teach me how.

#05 – how to apologize for a drunk text

Personally I think if you’re using the internet to try and find out how to apologize for doing something stupid you got bigger problems then the drunk text you sent. The internet is for porn, MP3′s, and researching the STD you think you caught.

#04 – tony romo porn

Is Tony Romo the latest to make a sex tape or something? I dont know who or what would be trying to find this but I’m sure much like the Paris Hilton sex tape this one would be right up there based solely on Jessica Simpson, even if she has packed on the pounds.

#03 – trophymaterial gay

I don’t know what this means nor do I want to find out.

#02 – www.hot photos camera bad room my sister

This one is the usual WTF of the list and if your thinking the same thing I am…well then I don’t know what you’re thinking.

And finally…

#01 – caught the clap from hooker

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that you weren’t smart enough to wear a condom or the fact that by entering this into Google it led you to this website.

But enough of that, talking about packing is only making me more bored much like Im sure this article will make most of you bored. Some of you are asking just what the hell is the point of all this rambling, well its simple, to ease my boredness for 5 minutes or so I decided to take a look at my web site traffic. I can hear hundreds of you saying WHOOPEE, well you’re right but I did have to share with you some of my findings.

I have steadily been increasing in traffic the past couple months (nothing even close to gawk at though) but that’s not what interests me most times, what interests me is reading through the search keyphrases people use to find HotStickyBun. I don’t know why I didn’t do this before because there are some absolute doozies but I’m going to start it now…

Introducing HotStickyBun’s favorite keyphrases

Ill start with a simple one that is both non pornographic and doesnt contain bad language.

1. Wednesday bike night Edmonton – Little did you all know I’ve been organizing bike nights throughout the city of Edmonton in my spare time.

Cue the weird stuff…

2. Nut Sack Tugging – I’m at a loss for this one like I am with most, but nut sack tugging? Who in there right mind is interested in tugging on ones nuts??? Unless of course you’re some deranged ex-girlfriend seeking the ultimate Mortal Kombat finishing move, imagine Sonya Blade yanking off Johnny Cages nuts. Purely awesome.

3. Hot and Stickie – Aside from the obvious it resembles my name but Im curious as to what one is looking up with the two words hot and stickie….not to mention the word sticky is spelt wrong.

4. www.hot girls with douchebags – You’re a douchebag for searching this and an even bigger douchebag for thinking this website had any of that filth.

5. gifts that get you laid – Who needs gifts buddy when you got roofies!

6. tough man porn – Maybe someone can help me out on this but what the hell is tough man porn, Im somewhat intrigued…is it some guy lifting weights with the LD or perhaps he is somehow bench pressing and thrusting at the same time.

7. sticky bun pants for kids – If there is such thing I want a pair and honestly I feel sorry for any parents who had to visit this website looking for children’s clothing.

8. masterbaiters – Ok busted.

9. is matrubation good for health – If it is I’m probably the healthiest person alive!

10. ejaculation reduces cancer risk – Question or fact? Hmmmmm, anyone know any porn stars who had cancer?

11. are there any gay nhl players in 2008 – Apparently gay hockey players switch teams (if you know what I mean) every other year.

12. carcinogens accumulate in your prostate that come out with your semen – Say it with me folks, what…the…fuck??!!

and finally my favorite…

13. Beaverlodge Porn – I couldnt help but laugh at this one wondering just which pervert out there in god’s country is clinging onto a last shred of hope looking up porno made in Beaverlodge. Im looking towards Stilly, Matt, Vern, maybe even Benny…he always told me he should of been a porn star.

Sound made up? Maybe but if you don’t believe me I’ve provided the key phrases below.