HotstickyBun » superbowl http://www.hotstickybun.com Hockey, Chicks, Beer, humiliation, what else could you ask for! Tue, 24 Jan 2012 09:37:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Back⬅)))) To The Future http://www.hotstickybun.com/2010/01/28/back%e2%ac%85-to-the-future http://www.hotstickybun.com/2010/01/28/back%e2%ac%85-to-the-future#comments Thu, 28 Jan 2010 08:28:25 +0000 luke http://www.hotstickybun.com/?p=683 As Marty McFly famously noted, “If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything!” Maybe he wasn’t the first to say that, but nonetheless, Luke is finally back committed to his 11 anger management techniques. This will ultimately prevent a relapse of anger as shown in my last article, which was far from par. A side effect of my new found positivity is attention to detail, such as how close I came to replicating the movie logo in my title. I invite you to come with me on my journey back to normality. I invite you into my life. I invite you back to the future.

As I said, I’m now all about konfidence. Some may even say its my middle name…I’ll leave that one to you. Shi**y occurrences dominate our society. I challenge you to open one media outlet and easily find an encouraging headline. As my colleague (and bfff) noted in The State Of Our Union, the world is a brutal place. So I’ve taken it upon myself to shove rays of sunshine up everyone’s ass today and share with you some past, present and future tales that should put a fat grin on your face.

✔ First of all, I would like to announce a solution to a newfound problem faced by members of the aquarium. It may take some commitment, but I am confident my friends will come through. I have found a place for thy aquarium to reside. When I say thy, I mean all 11 members. It needs a little reno work, but I’m sure if we all pitch in a team effort we can transform it into something worthy of sea beasts and crustaceans. Two words will lure other underwater inhabitants to our new home like the mating calls of dolphins, elk, and the Big Show: Jacuzzi Tub. Can anyone say soak?

The New Aquarium

✔ Second, hats off to the Saints – Vikings game this past sunday. Scratch that, no one wants to see Drew Brees without a lid on his melon. But whether you enjoy the gridiron or not, you cannot deny the fact this game was one worthy of greatness. Don’t believe me? This game (54 million) was the most viewed non-Superbowl television event since the Seinfeld finale in 1998 (75 million). I guess this goes to show how epic Seinfeld is. The Saints have turned a city once ravaged by Katrina and on the brink of self destruction, back into the proud and illustrious party we all know and love. I say Mardi Gras! (and no, you cannot get beads for seeing Big Show’s 54 D’s). It wasn’t all bad for Viking fans either. They will now all know the answer to a question in the 2011 edition of Trivial Pursuit: Who was the only quarterback in NFL history to end his career…twice…on an interception in the NFC title game? ⬇

✔ A passing grade for myself today for getting a high school student’s phone number at a bus stop and wearing a Jonathan Toews jersey to MRU. One act took a lot of balls and the other might turn into a date. Even though I’m scared she might be too old for me, a guy can hope can’t he?

✔ Wow. This can’t be right. Another check-mark for yours truly? Thats right ladies, the upcoming weeks of my life definitely deserve some recognition. My newly tagged Calgary nickname of “Holiday” has caught on nicely, and I intend to fit the mold. This weekend, two fellow sea creatures arrive in the big C for Oilers/Flames, good times, hearty laughter, and probably a few soda pops. To be honest, I’m scared for my safety as Sea Otter has been known to step outside the box. Stay tuned next week for an update, pictures and video from the weekend that was (or what I remember of it).

And last but not least, it seems fitting on the day Apple introduces the iPad, I announce something bigger. I have officially booked the best trip in human history. I’m going to leave the details vague to allow pictures do the explaining when I get back. I will provide a sneak peak exclusive to HSB. Key words: Gonzaga Bulldogs, Bandon Dunes, Golf, Alcohol, Shortys, Oregon Ducks, U.S. Open, Shortys, Olympics, Sunfire, Wolf Pack and Shortys. Look for Luke this time next month…as I hopefully survive my ordeal. One secret I will share…HSB has never been represented in photos better than what I have planned. Bonjourno.

This article has been brought to you by the letter W, for Wholy Fu*k: Luke’s word of the month for February. Because honestly, thats all I’ll be able to say come March.

Oh…and don’t think cuz I’m iced out I’ma cool off.

Arreviderci

]]> http://www.hotstickybun.com/2010/01/28/back%e2%ac%85-to-the-future/feed 9 30 – In Honor of the Superbowl http://www.hotstickybun.com/2008/01/30/30-in-honor-of-the-superbowl http://www.hotstickybun.com/2008/01/30/30-in-honor-of-the-superbowl#comments Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:32:51 +0000 Walks http://www.hotstickybun.com/30-in-honor-of-the-superbowl/ Superbowl week is upon us and media day began with thousands of reporters pegging players and coaches alike all the dumb questions they here in a regular week. Of course up here in Canada the only report we get are from the likes of Jesse Palmer on TSN…big whoop. So in honor of Superbowl week I present you with some of the best looking female reporters taking in the festivities….

Courtesy of Topless Robot

5) ESPN reporter Molly Querim
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4) The Tonight Show‘s Kellie Pickler, getting to the top of the story
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3) Filthy Pats fan / Access Hollywood co-star Maria Menounos
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2) Televisa’s Marisol Gonzales
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1) TV Azteca’s Ines Sainz
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And a bonus lady:
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Well you shouldn’t be because I’m not going, there was a chance at some tickets in the nose bleeds but they ultimately we’re selling for a small fee of $5000-6000 a ticket.  Uh yeah, anyone who pays that should think twice about there life, you either have way to much money or are the biggest diehard football fan I know.  Aside from the ticket you have the whole expense of trying to find a hotel and of course partying HARD for a week straight.  A $15,000 to $20,000 dollar week holiday seems rather expensive to me.

Regardless I’m still heading south for the week, I will be back this Friday and if anyone is interested there is talk that a certain sleeping giant will be wandering the bright lights of Edmonton so chances are you will see Jmoe and I at our finest.

With that said I need some sleep, flight leaves in four hours.  Enjoy the snow and cold chumps, I will have a plethora of pictures at some point this week (depending on an internet connection)!

Walks
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