Away we go.

#10 – Beaverlodge Porn

This isnt a new search term by any means, in fact it garnered the number one spot on the last trop ten. I put it at 10 because it’s been used before but the scary thing is while only one person googled “Beaverlodge Porn” last time it has nearly tripled in search results. That means not one, not two, but three people have went out of there way to track down some Beaverlodge porno. Wow.

#9 – Oil City Porn

When I was living in Edmonton I loved Oil City…I can only imagine how much more I would of loved it if there was actually porn involved. Let’s face it though we wouldnt be involved because we’d be preoccupied with 2 dollar shooters.

#8 – Racing Bums

Apparently the video that was done has garnered some popularity. Prepare for an arrest soon.

#7 – 2009-06-23t20 02 00 0000

I’m sure this is just another random computer slang to trick google into searching for Beaverlodge Porn or any porn for that matter. I mean seriously if you seen how many hits I get through porn requests and/or nude pictures for celebrities it makes me wonder if I should just convert this site into a porno site.

#6 – is there another name for canadian geese?

Uhhh, let me ask you which weighs more…a pound of feathers or a pound of gold.

#5 – who would win in a fight? jason bourne or jack bauer

Apparently I’m not the only loser out there who actually sat and thought about this. This was just one of five similar search terms so apparently about 10 people would watch a movie about this. Get er done!

#4 – naughty girls calgary

Aren’t all girls in Calgary naughty for cheering for the Flames?

#3 – it s a double dion pierre mcguire

Every time I hear this it’s funny, I don’t know why…it could be the huge man crush going on between the two or potentially whenever I think of Pierre Mcguire I cant help think of his “Long Active Stick” flop on TSN’s trade center with Dutchy.

#2 – tequila and squirt

The average joe would be thinking of taking a shot of tequila and then squirting a lemon but considering there are so many flipping weirdos out there (even more so on the internet) one has to wonder if someone gets turned on from someone doing a shot of tequila then shitting there pants.

#1 – cheap hookers edmonton

Good to see my constant rambling of hookers and blow in the city of Edmonton has finally drawn some traffic to my website. Cheap hookers can be found in Edmonton and there were a couple of them who liked to hang out on the corner by my old condo. One in particular on a warm sunny day felt the desire to strut around the neighborhood in a pair of nice slacks and a bra. Why I didn’t tape it I dont know, perhaps I thought it would ruin my chances. Another one got kicked out of the liqour store across the street only to faceplant into the curb because she was to drunk to walk in high heels.

What’s a cheap hooker worth in Edmonton? Im going to go out on a limb and say a bottle a Clear Creek Ice, a nine iron, and perhaps a new pair of dentures or a razor.

Till next time peddies

200 students and other teens celebrate end of school term with outdoor orgy
Posted by Mark Frauenfelder, March 27, 2008 2:29 PM | permalink

The Telegraph reports that 70 students from the Queen Elizabeth School in Kirkby Lonsdale, Cumbria, were joined by over 100 other youths to celebrate an end of term party by “having unprotected sex in a village square.”

Alison Hughes, the deputy head of the Queen Elizabeth School in Kirkby Lonsdale, Cumbria, was so concerned that she detailed the “catalogue of disasters” in a two-page letter to parents, warning them about the sexual activity, violent behaviour and alleged drug abuse that took place.She wrote: “We have had to help a disturbingly high number of girls through the aftermath of having unprotected sex that evening, most of whom have told us they were too drunk to be in control of themselves. The risks are real. Assume the worst.”

Neil Taplin, the landlord of the nearby George and Dragon pub, said that youths had urinated against his wall and sworn at him when he refused to sell them cigarettes. “They were a law to themselves,” he said. “It was upsetting for people in the village. We are all quite close and look out for each other.”

A resident involved in the clean-up said that she saw evidence of drug use, blood stains and broken glass and said that a newly fitted sink had been smashed.

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It’s one thing to have sex with 40 women in a night but jeez man like Condom Pope John Pole says at the top of this website”Dont be a Fool, Wrap Your Tool”, there is nothing worse then having to pee fire for a good amount of time and you certainly don’t want to have to berate yourself to a cotton swabbing. Yes it is uncomfortable but the worst part is having a male doctor play with your genitalia, do yourself a favour and buy a Costco pack of condoms, they are available in 50, 75, 100, or the value pack of 200. If you plan on pushing multiple class ending orgies your best value is with the 200 box.

That or stick to anal.

Walks

Here are Ten Things Your Dad Never Told You About Sex

To help you out.

Walks

Ok, the jist of the story is a select few of us turned out to be really lucky following Saturday Night’s U of A Golden Bears hockey game. The Bears took it into overtime after being down 3 to 0 and ended up winning to advance to the next round where I believe they’ll be playing those poops from out east in Saskatchewan. The real magic took place following the game, for some absurd reason we were trying to clear out from the Claire Drake to catch a cab to the Druid in downtown Edmonton but ended up stumbling across and eventually into the Butterdome .

I’m still not sure if we were allowed in but some nicer old lady gave us the wave to come in so we sure as hell stumbled (being the correct word as I think the majority of us drank to much U of A beers) onto the track. Pure magic proceeded shortly after as a small but intense track meet took place with the likes no one in this world will ever see again. Thankfully the best (and worst) moments we’re captured on video which you can of course see here.

The rest of the evening was planned on being spent at the Druid but as the case in most city bars it’s cooler to make it look busier then it actually is by having a huge lineup outside your bar, so instead of standing outside in the miserable wind we hooked it off to the bar across the street..level 2 or lever 2, I dont really remember, I just remember the heavy trance and the three girls who made some guy “lucky”, even though one girl had no problem ripping out the credit card and scraping a line of coke together in the midst of rubbing uglies, but I suppose thats just city girls being city girls….

Maybe someone can fill me in if this is a regular occurrence with younger girls these days?  Gone are the days of women puking on you or in the bed to ruin the mood now they gotta be snorting lines?  What a shame, oh well at least it makes for a good story.

Enjoy the r-tards and our track meet, I’m possibly off to Phoenix this week

Walks
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Sexual offenses committed by female teachers is at its peak, much like the libidos of the accused. While male teachers are (rightfully) lambasted for their sexual misconduct, women seem to get off much easier – literally and figuratively. And why, you ask? The answer is simple: older women seducing younger men is part of our culture, like it or not. Just ask Mrs. Robinson, or Stifler’s Mom.
Hot for Teacher: 18 Sexiest Sex Offenders

February 26, 2008 – 2:10 pm, By COED Staff

South Park touched on the subject in “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy,” where Kyle’s little brother Ike has an affair with his Kindergarten teacher. The cops in the episode have a field day with the case, exclaiming “niiiiiiiiice” after hearing about the teacher’s naughty secret. Their point, however blurry, was well taken: everybody loves a sexed-up authoritative figure, within reason.

My point and solution? Horny teachers should wait, ever so patiently, until their prey graduates. If you’re into kids, you derserve to be locked up; if you’re into being the older lady for kicks, play your cards right, don’t break the law, and have at it like a jackrabbit.

We here at COED do not condone sexual misconduct by any means, unless said means consist of hot, willing and able teachers getting down with young studs. Just kidding…?

Check out 18 of America’s Sexiest Sex Offenders after the jump and vote!

Cameo Patch
Age at time of offense: 29
Location: Toole County, UT

Occupation: Substitute Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Performing oral sex on a minor. Charged with unlawful sexual conduct and lewdness

Sentence: $2000 fine, 36 months probation and ordered to obtain a psycho-sexual evaluation.

Angela Comer
Age at time of offense: 26
Location: Kentucky

Occupation: Middle School Math Teacher

Lover: 14 year-old male student

Crime: Fled the country with a 14-year-old lover and her four-year-old son.

Sentence: Indicted by a grand jury in Kentucky on felony custodial interference, two counts of third-degree sodomy and four counts of unlawful transaction with a minor relating to sexual acts.

Danielle Walls
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: San Diego, CA

Occupation: High School History Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: 10 to 25 sexual encounters with a minor, supplying drugs and alcohol to a minor. Pled guilty to multiple counts of unlawful sexual contact and furnishing alcohol to a minor in addition giving a controlled substance to a minor.

Sentence: 1 year in jail, 5 years six months probation.

Christine Scarlett
Age at time of offense: 39
Location: Strongsville, OH

Occupation: Art Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Scarlett allegedly held a win a date with a teacher contest, and took Bradigan to Dairy Queen. Bradigan said Scarlett then made a move on him in the parking lot of a Strongsville mall. Bradigan says a sexual relationship followed.

Sentence: Sentencing yet to take place.

Amber Jennings
Age at time of offense: 30
Location: Dudley, MA

Occupation: High School English Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Emailing nude pictures and video of herself to a former student. Pled guilty to “disseminating harmful materials to a minor”.

Sentence: 2 years probation

Rebecca Dawn Bogard
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: Biloxi, MI

Occupation: High School Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Sent explicit text messages and trysted with the victim in her white Jaguar, which bore the license plate “GRRRRR.”

Sentence: Facing felony sexual battery charges.

Mary Kay Letourneau
Age at time of offense: 34
Burien, WA

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher

Lover: 13 year-old male student

Crime: Having sex with a minor.

Sentence: Pled guilty to two counts of second-degree statutory rape and was sentenced to 89 months in prison.

Fact: Letourneau was her victims 3rd grade tacher and began their sexual relationship when she taught him again in 6th grade when he was 13 years old. Letourneau gave birth to his love child while serving her 89 month prision sentence. Letourneau was released from prision in 2004 and was married to her victim (now 21 years old) one year later.

Pamela Smart
Age at time of offense: 23
Location: Derry, NH

Occupation: Media Services Coordinator

Lover: 15 year-old male

Crime: Seduced 15-year-old William “Billy” Flynn and threatening to leave him unless he killed her husband.

Sentence: Charged with murder and sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole.

Note: Nicole Kidman portrayed Pamela Smart in the movie To Die For.

Janelle Batkins
Age at the time of crime: 42
Location: Clinton, MI

Occupation: French Teacher

Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Had sex with underage student at her home over a several month period.

Sentence: Charged with two counts of CSC and if convicted she will serve jail time.

Loni Folks
Age at time of offense: 24
Location: Petal, Mississippi.

Occupation: 5th Grade Teacher

Lover: 16 year-old male student

Crime: Arrested on Jan 28, 2008 for having sexual relations with a minor.

Sentence: Charges pending.

Sandra Geisel
Age at time of offense: 42
Location: Colonie, NY

Occupation: English Teacher

Lover: 4 students incuding a 16 year-old student.

Crime: Having sex with 4 students including a minor in the backseat of her car.

Sentence: Albany County District Attorney’s office filed two felony rape charges.

Heather Shelton
Age at time of offense: 22
Location: Buncombe, NC

Occupation: Teacher’s Assistant

Lover: 18-year-old student

Crime: In North Carolina it is a felony for any teacher to have sex with a student regardless of the age of the student.

Sentence: Fired from her job

Carrie McCandless
Age at time of offense: 29
Location: Jefferson County, CO

Occupation: High School English Teacher
Lover: 17 year-old male student

Crime: Having sex with a minor during a school sponsored camping trip to the Rockies. Pled guilty to tampering with evidence and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

Sentence: 45 days in days in prison, 5 years probation, 1 – two year deferred sentence, 1 – 4 year deferred sentence and 10 year registration as a sex offender

Odd Fact: Carrie’s husband was the school’s principal.

Amy McElhenney
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Austin, TX

Occupation: High School Spanish Teacher

Lover: 18-year-old student

Crime: Charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony.

Sentence: A conviction on a second-degree felony could result in up to 20 years in prison

Notes: Competed in the 2002 Miss Texas pageant after she was crowned Miss Bexar County.

Pamela Rogers Turner
Age at time of offense: 27
Location: McMinniville, TN

Occupation: Elementary School Teacher, Physical Education and Basketball Coach

Lover: 13 year-old male student

Crime: Having vaginal and oral sex with a minor on more than a dozen occasions at school, her home and the teens’ home. She was later arrested for sending nude photos, sex videos and text messages to a minor and continuing communications with the boy through blogs and a website after her original arrest. She was ultimately charged with 4 counts of sexual battery by an authority figure and violation of probation

Sentence: 270 days in prison, an 8-year suspended sentence, 7 years 3 months probation, register as a sex offender and surrender her teaching certificate for life.

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Debra Lafave
Age at time of offense: 25
Location: Tampa, FL

Occupation: Middle School Teacher

Lover: 14 year-old male student

Crime: Numerous sexual encounters with a teen in her classroom, her home and her SUV. Charged with 4 felony counts of lewd and lascivious battery and one count of lewd and lascivious exhibition.

Sentence: 3 years house arrest, 7 years probation and lifetime registration as a sex offender who cannot work near children

Odd Fact: Nick Carter claims to have lost his virginity to Ms. Lafave

Check out Debra’s super hot gallery here.

— Honerable Mention —
*Neither of the two below have been convicted of a sex crime*

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Erica Chevillar
Age: 26
Location: Boca Raton, FL

Occupation: 10th grade social studies teacher

Notes: Posed for the US National Bikini Team and resigned rather than facing punishment when parents in the school district saw the pictures online. After resigning Chevillar posed for Playboy and joined WWE’s Diva search.

Check out Erica’s super hot Playboy and US Bikini Team pics here.

Tamara Hoover
Age : 29
Location: Austin, TX

Occupation: Art teacher

Crime: Allegedly being the subject of explicit photos that had been posted on Flickr, a public photograph sharing website.

Sentence: Agreed to resign from her position at Austin High School in Texas and received a $14K settlement from the school.

Not a big deal right? Of course not, like I say I’m there to see the game. But when you have to suffer through months of a mediocre hockey team or you know nothing about the game something has to keep you entertained right?

I’ve been pretty fortunate the last couple years to tour the southwest U.S and visit some pretty spectacular arenas and hockey games and while a lot of fans still dont know the game inside and out like most of us Canadians (even though there are a LOT of idiot know it alls at Oiler games) I do give them credit for keeping the fans “entertained” outside of the game.

In Phoenix they have “The Pack” dance team who often performs in the first intermission (if you haven’t seen it visit my video section) . As well they are scattered throughout the arena cheerleading, celebrating in the isles, taking post game photo’s etc. Anaheim is much of the same aside from having girls cleaning the ice in between T.V timeouts. Even in Europe at events like the World Juniors you see cheerleaders in the isles dancing in between whistles.

To my counting approximately 20 NHL teams (give or take) have some form of cheerleading/ice girl posse with more teams following suit. Teams like the Dallas Stars, Columbus Blue Jackets, and New York Islanders have scantly clad women scraping the ice in between whistles while teams like the Detroit Red Wings even have some of these girls picking up the lone Octopus that hits the ice at the Joe.

But of course in Edmonton you have the “Hockey Traditionalist” who believe these girls have no business being inside of a hockey arena easily offended with a little T and A. Or maybe its the fact they think it’s not right for children to see women dressed like that, but in reality there is no difference between an ice girl and a NFL cheerleader aside from ice girls wearing skates. People offended by how little clothing some of these Ice Girls wear should go to the source and ask them (the girls) how they feel about it. I would be willing to bet that they “don’t care” and “enjoy” what they do regardless of what they’re wearing.

The Flames have bit the bullet on ice girls which makes me wonder when or if the Edmonton Oilers will. We all know in the past Edmonton has been known for its tremendous ice so maybe thats why ice girls we’re never brought in (riiiight), but the fact is the ice is miserable this year so that excuse is easily dismissed. Maybe it’s because Edmonton is to small of a city and word would get around pretty quickly if a player and ice girl bumped uglies, or maybe its the potential dozens or so potential rape charges each night some girls would face with all the drunken stupidity that happens at hockey games in Canada. But hey, if Calgary hasn’t had any problems then neither should Edmonton.

The Oilers team has an event staff but for starters you rarely see them. Inside the confines of Rexall they are:

1. Assisting Mark Schultz doing absolutely nothing.
2. Throwing away free bags of chips.
3. Dropping Bell parachutes for a chance to win an Oilers jersey.

Thats it, at least thats the jist of what I ever recall them doing. On the other hand in Phoenix they are entertaining fans. I have only been to a handful of Phoenix games but I find myself sitting in my seat wanting to tour the arena, I keep tabs on the video board, and even enjoy watching some of the intermissions. Inside Rexall place it’s been (for the most part) the same dreary atmosphere every year. You have the Ford Small Stars, some dismal intermission contest, and the Kiss cam. I won’t even get started on the music selection or pre game introduction which gets even worse come Christmas time.

Besides looking good and giving every guy in the crowd a chance to hoot and holler these “packs” of girls actually try to drive up the energy in the building, but if you would rather stare at a LCD screen reading “LOUDER” or “NOISE” to get fired up you are either gay, a hockey traditionalist, or a gay hockey traditionalist.

Aside from that girls in skates are hot!**

** Assuming they aren’t tanks

Walks
www.hotstickybun.com

]]> http://www.hotstickybun.com/2008/02/24/the-ice-girls/feed 0 http://www.hotstickybun.com/2008/02/20/19-ive-done-it-with-a-girl-intercourse-wise http://www.hotstickybun.com/2008/02/20/19-ive-done-it-with-a-girl-intercourse-wise#comments Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:42:08 +0000 Walks http://www.hotstickybun.com/19-ive-done-it-with-a-girl-intercourse-wise/ Good Ole Harry Potter a.k.a Daniel Radcliffe.  If there was ever a character out there that will forever be associated with a face ultimately probably ruining his acting career its this guy.  Then again maybe I just say that because I’ve never actually seen another Daniel Radcliffe movie or know one even exists, if it does maybe you can help me out and show me.  Still thats more then I can ever say, the guy is filthy rich (with some broadly cult followers Im sure) and apparently a womanizer.  Don’t believe me, watch this….

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Ok maybe not, but I’m more then anxious to try some of these lines out the next time I’m at the bar, especially the whole “My Offer Still Stands” episode.

His career may be ruined thanks to the Harry Potter series but at least he spends more time wheeling chicks then shopping at Gaymart or taking it up the poop shoot.

Walks
www.hotstickybun.com

Cracked.com
By Ian Fortey

#14.  Erotic Rug Hooking

We had no idea that you could make rugs erotic and, after seeing this, we still don’t think you can, though it does get points for resembling the pixelated ladies of early Nintendo fantasies. That aside, we can’t imagine who on earth could hold anything close to a straight face after receiving one of these as a gift. Instead, we’re pretty sure the universal “what the fuck” face would make an appearance.

#13.  Chocolate-Dipped Jalapenos

They say a woman’s brain responds to chocolate very much the same way it does to sex, so clearly chocolate is the kind of gift you want to use to get her brain in the right place. But regular chocolate is for chumps. These chocolate jalapenos tell your girl “I think you need to pack on a few pounds, then spend a few hours on the shitter getting rid of it again.” Romance may be dead but burning squirts are timeless.

#12. Personalized Romance Novel

Why settle for chocolate or flowers on Valentine’s Day when you can immortalize that special someone as a complete fucking tool for all time? Pirates of Desire is a romance novel you can personalize by having them rename characters after you and that special person–you can even include your cat! This is sure to make for the most awkward reading of your lives, as your girl realizes how badly she wants a swashbuckling adventurer with an eight-inch dick, instead of the pudgy Halo enthusiast who thought paying someone to use the “Replace All” function on their word processor counted as a thoughtful gift.

#11.  Adopt-a-Penguin

First of all, no penguin will be delivered to your home by a wacky deliveryman in a flying machine. You won’t get to keep him in your bathtub, or put a tiny harness on him to walk about the neighborhood squirting feces onto the lawns of others while your significant other fawns all over you, and proposes mind-boggling threesomes. No, that shit won’t happen at all.

Instead, you get a twice-yearly newsletter from the Falkland Islands, wherever the fuck they are, about penguins, plus some bullshit stuffed penguin that doesn’t squirt anything and some kind of badge that says what a schmuck you are for dropping cash on this “gift” which goes to support a charity that takes care of penguins. If they sell out, you can always just take her to the zoo, pay the cover charge and then turn around and go home.

#10.  Cocksox

We deeply wish we’d never seen this product, but nonetheless it was linked from a site intended for women looking for good Valentine’s gifts for the man in their life. Judging from the photo, the man in their life is Gay Sasquatch, but that’s neither here nor there and we’re not about to judge others on their lifestyle choices. The problem here, however, is clear. If you give this on Valentine’s Day to any man, even Gay Sasquatch, what you’re basically saying is “Hey, I think you’re so special, I want to try to choke your junk into unconsciousness by squeezing the life out of it with some recycled Dayglo Hammer pants from the early ’90s.”

#9.  Sweet Heart Erotic Vibrator

Nothing quite embodies the spirit of love and romance like an awkward crotch bulge. And if your girlfriend doesn’t have one already, then this product is here to help.

This device comes with two magnetic pieces, so you clamp one inside the panties, one outside, and viola! Now your girl can’t actually put her legs together any more and everyone she encounters will have to force their gaze away from the terrifying, buzzing cameltoe she’s now sporting.

#8.  Personalized Magazine Cover

The website promises, “Impress your friends and relatives and discover what it feels like to be a celebrity–without the annoying paparazzi following you everywhere … ”

The first problem (of many) is that this gift apparently demands you live a lie, and tell “family and friends” that you are in fact a celebrity, which presumably will involve you making up some elaborate back story about how you were in a TV show in the ’90s or whatever.

The other problem is that even if a guy appeared in a real wedding magazine, he’d go to the ends of the earth to make sure his friends never found out. Maybe they make a guy’s version, called Celebrity Fucker or something like that, where they take the same picture up there, Photoshop out the clothes and replace the girl with Natalie Portman.

#7.  Single-Shot Garter

Here’s a gift that has some honesty behind it. The garter says “Hey baby, I wanna see you in your underwear” and the flask says “But you’re gonna need to be drunk for this to work.”

#6.  Nookii Bear

Seizing the market that likes to mix childhood innocence with debauchery, someone made the Nookii Bear, a cute little stuffed animal that holds a sack full of cards, each featuring detailed description your lover will read with a look of awkward discomfort on their face.

Here’s a tip: if your sexual fantasies involve a bedroom with a lot of stuffed animals in it, it’s probably best to keep that to yourself.

#5.  Indecent Proposal: The Game

There’s a whole niche of these erotic board games for couples, usually ending up with you making ice cream sundaes on the other person’s crotch. But only one game suggests that you think your partner is a whore.

The Indecent Proposal game has players earning play money by performing sex acts until you can afford the money shot. The game comes complete with action cards, dice and a pimp to smack the shit out of you for not giving him his cut.

#4.  Your Face on Adam and Eve Artwork

History is rife with historical lovers, from Antony and Cleopatra to Romeo and Juliet to Mr. Miyagi and Daniel Laruso. Being immortalized with your lover as one of those couples probably seems like fun to someone in the theatre crowd, but even they might be hard pressed to find all that much romance in having their faces grafted onto Adam and Eve, a couple who probably did not have all that much hot, nasty sex with the face of an Old-Testament God scowling down at them all day.

#3.  Play-Doh Cologne

The makers of Play-Doh cologne say it’s “meant for highly-creative people, who seek a whimsical scent reminiscent of their childhood.” They fail to mention that Play-Doh smells like unwashed dicks, and that walking around reeking of an 8-year-old’s toys will make your peers associate you with pedophilia.

#2.  Heart Remote Control

Because tacky doesn’t need to limit itself to everyday shit like your wardrobe, your car and your general state of being, this little gem was created for the trailer park princess in your life. Sadly devoid of rhinestones, this remote comes with a spot for engraving, so she can never deny that she once dated someone retarded enough to think this was a good gift.

#1.  Q-Pig

Romance and swine have had a sordid history at best. Rare is the woman who likes being associated with pigs and frankly, if it’s not bacon, there are probably very few men who like it either. Nonetheless, some intrepid soul designed Q-Pig, a fat little pink Valentine take off of Cupid, complete with toga and his own rap song.

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Meet Sarah Green.  Miss (I think) Green is quickly becoming an internet phenomenon amongst horned up men alike.  Unlike Debra Lafave Miss Green was never busted for sleeping with one of her students (we all wish), instead the headmaster at Stockport Grammer is full of gay and doesn’t want attractive women working amongst his students.  Miss Green was suspended from her teaching position pending an investigation after students discovered her role in a glorious sexxxed up commercial.

Apparently before she became a teacher Miss Green was making money as an actress and apparently you’re not allowed to even pretend to have sex.  The promotion was to sell Scruffs Construction wear and I could only wish commercials like this actually existed in North America, sadly on this side of the planet everyone would rather complain about the damaging effects nudity has on the population which makes me wonder how long it will be until the U.S. and Canadian Government ban short skirts.

Needless to say here is one former student who would probably have spent a few extra years in High School if Miss Green or Miss Lafave were around teaching me sex ed.  Imagine the possibilities!

Enjoy the commerical, she is the first broad on screen getting “pretend” rogered.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb47OmMtGaE]

*It wont stream through to Facebook so you got to watch it on Hotstickybun*

Walks
www.hotstickybun.com