A couple weeks ago I posted something on my Facebook page about a woman who was supposed to be on Flight 447 from France that tragically crashed into the Atlantic. This woman was late for the plane and ultimately it saved her life…albeit temporarily as no later then a week she perished in a car accident.

Coincidence? Maybe. I for one couldn’t help but think of that movie titled Final Destination.

In the movie a bunch of students are en route to France (I think) on a class trip when one of them has a vision before take off that the plane explodes moments after take off. Sure enough he wakes up, spazzes out, gets himself and others kicked off the plane only to watch moments later after take off the plane blows up in mid-air. The rest of the movie has death chasing them because they were supposed to perish on the plane with the rest of the others which ultimately leads to gruesome deaths and an end to the movie.

Not really a lot of point to my story but it’s immediately what I was thinking of from the weird yet rare occurrences I’ve had this past week. Some of my friends are aware of the freakish spree of death dreams I had a couple summers ago, all of which resulted in me lying dead in a pool of my own blood or friends themselves getting gruesomely killed, one favorite being a couple people I hadn’t seen in ages getting blown up while filling up there car at a gas station. The best though involved me having my head chopped off with an axe. Seeing my body squirming on the ground with my head twitching in a pool of blood left me a little uneasy the next day as I always thought you weren’t supposed to see yourself die in a dream, something I found out was a complete fabrication thanks to the internet.

Which leads me to this week and once again having that strange feeling that’s freaked me out a touch. If you’ve ever had those moments where you think someone is watching you or had a strange case of deja vu you’ll relate to this but if not I’m quite confident you’ll think I’m crazy (I’d argue you think that already). I guess I should clarify that it happened over the course of last week up till Sunday.

Tuesday: Working away on my computer I turn to my bedside clock to see the time being 9:11 pm.

Wednesday Morning: For some odd reason the microwave timer in the morning is paused at 9 minutes 11 seconds.

Wednesday Evening: Driving I again catch the clock at 9:11 pm.

Thursday Morning: I lie in my bed and decide its time to get up because the Realtor is coming at 11 and, yup you guessed it, the clock reads 9:11 am.

Thursday Evening: Rinse and repeat the same thing.

Friday: The curse is broken! At least until

Saturday: When I see that same time on my iphone at the coaches clinic in Grant Mac.

Since then I haven’t noticed anything to spooky, maybe because I’m to busy pulling out my hair with all the happenings around me right now.

To tell you the truth though I don’t know what convinced me to write about this but I’m bored and people complain to me that his website isn’t updated enough, which for the most part is true. I suppose some of you are thinking I’m a weirdo but lets face it, I play goal so most of you already thought that anyway. What I really wonder is if someone is trying to tell me something? What do you think?

Loony bin? Straight jacket? Run and hide? Death? I’m a touch curious to know if anyone ever had something similar happen to them so please indulge me!

If this is my last post EVER then please for the love of god someone buy my condo!

EDIT:: Ok so just to follow up on this, ever since I finished writing this

Playing NHL 09 with Rob Dog it paused at 9:11…

Then today (Friday June 19th) I was lying in bed when I got a text message this morning at 9:11 am from the Big Show and to follow it up I got another text message this evening at 9:11 pm from Roche.

It has to be more then a coincidence no?

The question I have, who would win in a fight between Jason Bourne and Jack Bauer?

Immediately most are thinking that Bourne would literally rip ass on Jack Bauer and I initially agreed to that conclusion but the more I watch Bauer kick ass the more I’m starting to think it would be a better tussle then one thinks. So lets get to it shall we?

The Contestants

Jason Bourne from the Bourne Identity (Bourne Supremacy, Bourne Ultimatum)
vs
Jack Bauer from the television show 24

Alright now that thats out the way let’s get to know our contestants a little more, up first Jason Bourne.

Jason Bourne

Facts

Can kill you with rolled up newspapers, washcloths, and books.
Can outrun a sniper rifle.
Has amnesia.
Once worked for the U.S government but now is hunted by them.
Speaks multiple languages.
Can calculate what you’ll be doing 20 years from now.
Has a way with shady chicks!

Video Highlights

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C9XSf8QrFU]

and now

Jack Bauer

Facts

Most likely the best shot the government has ever seen.
Has been able to outwit enemies on multiple near death tortures and injuries.
Can fly planes, disarm bombs, and deliver babies at the same time.
Had an affair.
Never retreats, just attacks in the opposite direction.
Once shot himself 10 times to prove that 50 cent is a bitch.
Has a great last name because it relates to hockey.
And has a really hot daughter!

Video Highlights

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBzwPvaBYWE]

The Fight

Bourne has virtually none of the resources Bauer has. He’s a big fat loner being hunted by the same people both work(ed) for. If Bauer wanted to he could probably order up a nuke and drop it on the city Bourne is hiding in. On the other hand Bourne was built for one thing…to kill your ass. Him not being the killer he was trained to be anymore can make him a dangerous man if you come after him. Bauer on the other hand is usually nothing more then a Government patsy trying to save the world.

In a fair fight featuring nothing more then fisticuffs Bourne wins hands down, but lets face it, who fights fair now a days anyways? Bauer would finish the job on Bourne by any means necessary simply because Bourne wants to be left alone. Kim Bauer flashes her jumblies and Jack shoots him in the head, If he’s willing to tell his daughter to kill a guy who’s to say he wont get her to flash her boobs? It would work on me, most nudity does.

I dont know, I’m at a loss on who would actually kill the other guy and I may continue to debate this until I get caught up on what’s happening in the current season of 24 or see the fourth movie of Bourne, of course the writers could settle this for all who care (James and I) and have Bourne make a guest appearance. The story fits in perfectly, Jack sides with the Government and agrees to hunt Jason to protect Kim Bauer from Bourne’s Chlaymedia for 24 hours.

Tell me you wouldn’t watch that, tell me who would win, better yet tell me to seek mental help after spending 30 minutes writing about this.

Of course if they’re going to duke it out I have a feeling James Bond will want a peace of the action.

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9T5cxnowyA]

Ok maybe not, but I’m more then anxious to try some of these lines out the next time I’m at the bar, especially the whole “My Offer Still Stands” episode.

His career may be ruined thanks to the Harry Potter series but at least he spends more time wheeling chicks then shopping at Gaymart or taking it up the poop shoot.

Walks
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