I made a similar post about a year ago referencing the funnier search terms people have used to find this website and while those terms have gotten worse (or better if you think like me) my all time favorite is still the dubious “Beaverlodge Porn” reference that led them to hotstickybun (read that post here).

Thus today marks the beginning of a retarded feature Im sure no one will care about. With that said here are April’s top ten search terms used to find hotstickybun.

#10 – hockey fans lower intelligene

Nothing to randy about this one, I just found it oddly humorous that a guy that is searching Google about how hockey fans “supposedly” lower ones intelligence can’t spell the word intelligence to begin with.

#09 – pierre mcguire gay for mike richards

Ever since my rant on being sick of hearing Pierre McGuire and his obvious man crushes on Mike Richards, Dion Phaneuf, and Sidney Crosby on TSN I , along with many others begin to wonder if McGuire switch hits. I have nothing against McGuire but I have to wonder at times if he gets a little to emotionally involved with his supposed man crushes, case in point his incessant love in with the Flames in the first round of the 2009 playoffs.

#08 – nice ass

Umm gee, thanks.

#07 – bud light lime edmonton

Nothing overly special, just felt it was time to let everyone know that this beer will FINALLY be available in Edmonton come May 19th. Thank god because my stash is down to one case.

#06 – oil city roadhouse girls

Apparently the constant rambling and ample times I’ve been to this bar has somehow led some guy trying to find the low down on the near naked women running the beer tubes. My advice, you have no shot at picking them up and if you do teach me how.

#05 – how to apologize for a drunk text

Personally I think if you’re using the internet to try and find out how to apologize for doing something stupid you got bigger problems then the drunk text you sent. The internet is for porn, MP3′s, and researching the STD you think you caught.

#04 – tony romo porn

Is Tony Romo the latest to make a sex tape or something? I dont know who or what would be trying to find this but I’m sure much like the Paris Hilton sex tape this one would be right up there based solely on Jessica Simpson, even if she has packed on the pounds.

#03 – trophymaterial gay

I don’t know what this means nor do I want to find out.

#02 – www.hot photos camera bad room my sister

This one is the usual WTF of the list and if your thinking the same thing I am…well then I don’t know what you’re thinking.

And finally…

#01 – caught the clap from hooker

I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that you weren’t smart enough to wear a condom or the fact that by entering this into Google it led you to this website.