Thats how i see it

Naughty

Secondly I was amazed nearly every riding has a Green Party member running. Wow what a feeling to be runing for a party with such a diverse political platform. I wonder what there stand on foreign policy is, maybe if North Korea points a Nuke at Canada the would sprinkle Bio Diesel on the front lines, or recycle enough to convince the North Koreans to give Peace a chance. What a crock of shit, I personally do not see the point of having all of these start up political parties. Im not an expert on all of this stuff but i know for sure there exists a Marijuana Party, Communist Party, and probably more that i don’t know about. What kind of f#$%ing retard expects a semi educated voter to vote for a political party centered around an illegal drug? You cant even have a trace of this substance in your possession by law, yet lets create a political party centered around lt. Imagine if they ever got to power, once they legalized pot then what? Head over to England and toke up a reefer with Tony Blair and the Queen? Get F@#*ed. Communist party? Im pretty sure It doesn’t make any sense to base a party around a form of government completely contradictory to the type of government it is tryingto get ELECTED underneath.

So the election came and passed with as much excitement as a case of diarrhea, and we are left in the same position as before it happened. The Conservatives had an underlying plan as to there election timing, and don’t gobble up the propaganda of the possibility to achieving a majority government. They knew with pre electoral polls what the public’s opinion was, they called this election with one thought in mind only, U.S.A. If you were the conservative party holding a minority government, would you not desire to have the election come and go with no one paying enough attention to change the elected political party. You have in the States a huge and might I say very Interesting, campaign going on at the moment(a whole different blog topic). With a Black candidate on one side and a women VP candidate on the other, no shortage of news created there. So Harper calls an election, right in the middle of it all. Stephan Dion has verbal down syndrome, and any non french speaking voter would have noticed that. So Harper kept pretty quiet, did not say much and waited for Dion to dig his own grave. Then like a true gentlemen, jumped all over him on issues like the proposed “Carbon Tax”. Valiant and noble Indeed. I found it  humorous how when the markets crashed not much was said, of coarse Dion jumped all over it and blamed the Conservatives. Then after it rebounded a bit and never took the dive of some of the other nations, Harper comes out as the hero?

Anyway enough rambling, the Conservatives got what they really wanted more time in power. The liberals got smoked and you will see Dion stepping down shortly. The NDP gained more seats as did the Greens, and even the independents got 1 more seat. So what is the Canadian public left with? A increasingly inefficient minority government. More seats for MP’s with different party values, which by assumption would mean more inefficiency when trying to govern the country. A will stay impartial on this blog as to which party i support, but either way i think a mojority government would be more useful in governing this country.

Oh Canada, Thats the way I see it.

Chaio

 The second thing for me is the sports writers who always pick the Canadian teams to finish higher than should be expected. So you have in the east the Habs, who should have a decent team, will be a dissapointmentif they don’t get to the finals at least. My favorite thing about the upcoming season will be how much the leafs suck. If you turn on TSN or Sportsnet you will have a 30 second blurb about how the Oilers did last night, and then a half hour segment on Tlusty wagging his dick around on the Internet. So Tlusty how do you feel about havingpictures of you wagging your dick on the Internet surface? Who gives a flying F$%#!!! Now if Fletcher was in a three way sex triangle with Sundin’s mom and Kubinas webbed footed great aunt from Fatfuckistan, that on the other hand would be good T.V. Ron Wilson told the media that he did not want the players to worry about wins and losses, just getting better as a team. I know of one place where players go to learn how to play in the NHL, THE FUCKING MINORS. Either way should be fun to watch, I can see the reporters in a tailspin now. Just think of how they will come up with the questions to ask, well if they suck and they know they suck then I cant ask them why they suck, riveting. The Sens will be good again, there blue line is weaker, there goal tending is the shits, but they will score a lot of goals. 

Finally the Oilers, i got way the hell off topic as this was meant to be the point of the blog. Im gonna split this up into what i like about the team and what blows ass.

Likes: Cole is fast and works hard-MacIntyre beat the ever living piss out of Vandermeer-Horcoffs healthy-The kid line should do OK-Sourays mean and will break peoples ankles if he misses the net with his shot-Garon hopefully can keep Roli on the pine-The throw back 3rd jerseys-lamp

Dislikes: The Zach attack-Pouliot made the team?? WTF-The 4 million dollar back up-Adding a micro manager, soon they will have to hire a VP of popcorn and beer quality-Pisani, though he was the favorite son in the cup run, he’s average at best-Penner, where to start here, slow, shoots like a pee wee, and makes more than a lot of very good players in the league-Sending down Brule, thought he was the best skater in the preseason.

There you have it, feel free to go to your local Sports Select retailer and bet your mortgage on this information, its damn solid. Naughtys first Blog done with, remember if you have to piss, piss on a flames fan.

Chaio.