Walks Biography
Real Name: Darren Walker
From: The Worlds largest beaver aka Beaverlodge aka Beav aka Stinktown.
Job: I secretly dub in moans for female porn stars. Dont beileve me, ask me to act the next time you see me. Be warned: you may be more attracted to me after.
Future Aspirations: None
About: Whats there to learn, obviously by visiting this website you already know full well that I enjoy humiliating not only others but more importantly myself as well.
Monday, July 26th, 2010
Time flies in the summer when you’re trying to have as much fun as possible and enjoy the few days of beauty weather we actually get up here. Sitting here trying to write this is painful, my spelling is off, my grammar is terrible, and I can’t seem to string sentences together that make any sense what so ever. Throw in some work here or there and the heavy denial to HSB begins to happen. It pains me to say that it’s been roughly 3 whole months before any update…
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Friday, April 23rd, 2010
There are many things that I’m thankful in life. Webbed feet, a third nipple, 6 toes are all a few things to name that I’m thankful I don’t have although webbed feet while ugly would be pretty sweet considering the speed you’d get swimming. Would the Olympics make a rule voiding your entry because you’re disfigured (or is it genetically enhanced)? More importantly would you be as bad ass as Kevin Costner was in Waterworld (insert huge sarcastic laugh). Over the last couple weeks I’ve made no secret about it…
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Friday, April 2nd, 2010
Day 2 is officially in the books, yeah I’m still up but it’s become more and more apparent from the two other hefty fellows who joined me that they can’t/aren’t used to the heat down here as they continue to ever so gently fall asleep before midnight. Not that I’m complaining, after the punishment they took on the golf course today I don’t blame they one bit for being tired, there was a point this afternoon where I thought Stilly may just take his anger out on some unsuspecting house…or…
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Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
LTD – Live The Dream. As the sun fades behind the hills here in Phoenix we all felt the need to share the story, and perhaps rub it in a little, about Day One in this glorious hole. I’ll admit honestly that the weather wasn’t perfect, it was only 26 degrees with a nice cool Alberta wind (haha), with that said our pasty white bodies just about took a sun burn beating but we were lucky enough to realize it and made haste with some suntan lotion and a quick…
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Friday, March 26th, 2010
About a month ago I wrote about a problem I had with people and there unbelievable disrespect to the planet we lived on. The post was entitled
Captain Planet and more or less enforced my feelings to how shitty we as a species have treated the planet we live on and essentially the same home our kids and kids kids will try to live on for the next hundreds of years. Since writing that post I’ve at least made a conscious effort to recycle or reduce any and all…
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Monday, March 22nd, 2010
There’s many things in my life that literally scare me to death. Getting probed from an Alien Abduction, having my privates waxed, and marriage are just a few to name but one realistic scare that I face daily is what kind of situation Im going to deal with when I enter a public men’s washroom. I mean let’s face it, as guys we are absolutely disgusting. We have a weird private part, not to mention hair growing in a lot of places that it shouldn’t, as well we tend to…
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Saturday, March 13th, 2010
It’s no secret to the 5 followers I have that I’m planning on re releasing hotstickybun for the 10th time (I believe). The last year has seen a large increase in traffic thanks in large part to my new (albeit slowly disappearing) writers. As I say though there is always room for more, which is why earlier this year I set forth making mention that I needed help from the people (YOU) to provide me with some suggestions, I was even willing to offer up some sort of prize which…
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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010
Hey, I’m not a lumberjack, or a Furtrader, I don’t live in an igloo, or eat blubber or own a dogsled. And I don’t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I’m certain they’re really, really nice. I have a prime minister… not a president, I speak English and French, not American and I pronounce it About, not A-boot.
I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my backpack, I believe in peacekeeping, not policing, diversity not assimilation,and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal. A…
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