The Birth of Jersey Shore


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I dont watch Jersey Shore but not based on some sort of hate for the show, more less because there’s sports on TV and I never really got into it. About the only thing I know about Jersey Shore is “Snooki”, The Situation, and the rest of those jackasses. Oh and of course “Yeaaaaaaaaaah Buddy”. At least I think that’s where that came from.

In my travels this morning on the World Wide Web I discovered the source of the inspiration for Jersey Shore. It wasn’t the actual Jersey Shore, it had nothing at all to do with guidos, pizza, or ridiculousness. I’m still trying to figure out how the hell I stumbled across this and I’m almost ashamed to have to post this but if it made me laugh if has to at least be worth a HSB post right?

Behold

Initial Thoughts After Watching

Are they singing about going down on that little black kid?
Do they really need to wear life jackets to dance?
I wanna style my hair like that.
The lyrics…”Gonna make you come tonight….over to my house”
To much fake n bake, your skin is orange.

I could go on forever but you get the point of how awesome that video actually is. Eventually I kept going trying to find the most ridiculous videos I could remember, here are a couple

Rachel is hot
At abut 2:05 we get the Mexico famous Oyhhhh Oyhhhhh
English black people can never be gangster can they?
This video is ridiculous
Rachel is hot

And a Few More

We all talk about the 80′s being bad but dear lord I think the 90′s may have been worse. I cant wait in 10 more years to be even older and even more senile going through the worst videos of the 2000′s. That or I’m sure I’ll be in jail.

PS. I hate this commercial (mostly because it will never happen to me)

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