February Top 10

It’s been awhile since I’ve done one of these but I think it is the perfect time to do so to kick off my first post for our Top Ten. While it isnt nearly comparable to a Jmoe “TROP TEN” I think it will be satisfactory enough.

Away we go…

Hotstickybuns Top Ten February Search Terms

I seem to be getting a lot of traffic for the same search terms, things like “Is Pierre McGuire Gay”, “Sophie Sandolo Nude”, “Reverse Jeager Bomb” etc…

Oddly enough I still get some absurd terms that even amazes me of how people are directed to this site. Some are funny, some are downright weird like our first entry at number ten.

10. what happened to the baby what causes third nipples also joined toes

Whoever searched this must be having a bad day. Whether if it was the first day at gym class in the change room and all the girls/guys were totally freaked out or he/she just had a child and they barred a striking resemblance to Kevin Costner in the epic movie Water World. I’ve mentioned it before but if you had webbed toes would you still be able to qualify for the Olympics?

9. best way to prepare for a prairie fire shot

Not funny, gross, or weird but this search poised a real question…just how does one prepare to take a Prairie Fire shooter? After thinking about for quite some time at work and delegating whether lemon or lime would make any difference what so ever in the nasty burning taste I came to the conclusion that the only way to prepare for this shot is to make a candid excuse “I have to go to the bathroom” first or better yet just tell whoever ordered it to “F&$K off”.

8. www.badsex.com

As I write this I’m heavily inclined to find out if this website actually exists. If it does exist I hope it borders on the same line as The Dirty. If you’re unaware of what the dirty is here’s a quick run down. Girl gets pissed at guy for being a man whore, girl finds most recent photo of man whore, girl uploads photo to The Dirty, girl writes a short description why guy is a whorish dick, thousands of people read story, man becomes bigger man whore.

Now picture that but more about bad sex and why man/woman was so terrible.

7. reverse squirts shots

I understand that this is probably just a weird coincidence of words being put together but reading that search term had me thinking otherwise. I’m not the only one am I?

6. video clips of porn star taking out their dentures

People are getting greedy me thinks. Not only is there now an abundance of porn stars on the internet but the amount of youtube’s type porn sites are a plenty. Free porn is everywhere! I suppose though some people have strange festishes…old? Homeless?

5. clear creek ice beer diarrhea

If anyone has had the privilege of drinking clear creek ice (aka STRONG BEER) then this search term is pretty self explanatory. I remember my first experience with it, it was a wonderful Saturday afternoon on my condo balcony and we had just ran out of good tasting beer and headed across the street where Clear Creek Ice was on special, a flat for 16 dollars. If there is one thing that says something about the quality of beer it’s usually the price. Not surprising though every beer got drank and every roll of toilet paper soon afterward was gone as well.

4. the shocker two in the pink one in the stink

Who doesn’t love the shocker. Im officially proud to have this search term linked to Hotstickybun.

3. girls peeing longer distances than man pics

First off why? Secondly all I can think about is the Big Show looking this exact thing up on the internet. Of all the people that would look for this it would be him. If he tries to argue all I have to reply with is the fact he sent me a picture of a curler (not the ones on the ice).

2. blood stained panties

The first of two panty related search terms, there are more but these two were the best…needless to say I dont think I’ve ever talked about this but I suppose at some point some sick perv like Zims, Stilly, or Big Show mentioned something about how it was one of their fetishes.