It’s no secret to the 5 followers I have that I’m planning on re releasing hotstickybun for the 10th time (I believe). The last year has seen a large increase in traffic thanks in large part to my new (albeit slowly disappearing) writers. As I say though there is always room for more, which is why earlier this year I set forth making mention that I needed help from the people (YOU) to provide me with some suggestions, I was even willing to offer up some sort of prize which originally started with Oilers tickets but apparently because the team sucks so much no one wanted to enter. I suppose the real reason people wouldnt enter had more so to do with the fact that most people who visit this website don’t give two shits about it or are spammers to begin with.

Thankfully I’ve potentially found a way to do that to help you out.

Drunk Dialing

Drunk dialing is a pop-culture term denoting an instance in which an intoxicated individual places phone calls that he or she would not likely place if sober. The term often refers to a lonely individual calling former or current love interests.

Jane: I’ve had three Long Islands in an hour. I should probably call John. I haven’t talked to him in so long! (dials John’s number)

John: Leave me the fuck alone.

I don’t know what it is that makes a drunk person feel the need to pick up the telephone but it happens. We’ve all done it at one point in our lives, me more often then necessary, but it endlessly results in something really offensive or funny. Hilarity usually ensues at the expense of the dialer. Which got me thinking….I embarrass myself enough, I might as well try to share the wealth and have other people help me out.

Which brings me to Hotstickybun’s drunk dialing number.

1-780-???-????

I know what 2 out of the 5 of you are saying, you already tried this Walks and you’re right I did…partially. Last time I attempted to do this I was just uploading recorded messages sent to me personally. This one will be on a whole other level. Everyone knows of the website textsfromlastnight.com (if you don’t essentially it’s a website that you can text your messages from the previous evening)…well it got me thinking. I know I’m not the only one that likes to leave derogatory phone messages to friends and random strangers, which is exactly why I think this will be a really bad idea, and by bad I mean great.

Of course there will be a screening process but only for the safety of name sakes. I don’t need any law suits filed against me, if one wants to call down either the website, me, Zimms, or Luke for the shitty job we do then by all means let er buck.

Needless to say this will be operational at some point this year, potentially before I re-release hotstickybun.

The Dictionary

On top of that I’ve decided to go ahead and use (I believe) Frank the Tanks idea and implement a Hotstickybun dictionary. The more people I talk to the more I realize how much people have no idea just what the fuck it is we’re talking about. The hot topics these days involve such stupid words like Broadjourno, Skividerci, Fluff etc.

Again I’m not entirely sure how these things get started or continue to gain momentum all I know is people outside of the circle get overly annoyed talking to us when every second word seems like a foreign language. I fully expect the Hotstickybun Dictionary to rival such great online resources such as the now defunct but legendary Junior Hockey Bible and of course to a much smaller degree Urbandictionary.com.

I’m Hungry

While I think both those two idea’s are great new resources to this already ridiculous website I’m hungry for more and am willing to listen to anything and everything. All you have to do is leave a comment below. Strip Shows (preferably from females), dirty underwear pictures..yes I’m looking your way Seal, you name it and I’ll consider it.

Production

On top of all that there will be at some point a production in the works on a new series that I’ve been talking about with a few people. There have been a couple ideas tossed around about something hockey related or more importantly a show revolving around life in Grande Prairie. My personal opinion if Whistler can have a show about stupid drunks why cant we right?

Needless to say these are just a few of the ideas that will be showcased at some point this year. As stated above mention your ideas below and if it’s good enough I’ll consider giving you a prize (first place being a back rub from The Big Show).