Comments on: Spring Break

By: Luke

Luke — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:49:28 +0000

Haha no kidding Big Show, down boy. and thanks Walks, everything you say I take literally so thank you for the compliments. The best part of the Tiger Woods scandal is he has now given every man a template for an apology speech to a wife/ gf/ broadjourno or escort. Thanks Tig. And yes, to my loyal fans, I will be making a much more regular appearance now that midterms will be finished this week. I mean to be honest, I would come to a redesigned website more often. Honesty is the best policy.

By: walks

walks — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 22:33:16 +0000

YOWSERS Big Show, do I need to sick a female curling team on you to settle you down?

That being said at least with womens hockey in the Olympics we are guaranteed a medal.

Ill man up thought and take responsibility for my lack of writing but expect a lot more of it in the coming weeks. I probably have a years worth of material after these last two weeks of hockey. I apologize in advance about the weekend though as with all the stress and drama from this past season I will be involved in an alcohol induced coma for approximately 48-72 hours.

I will also not be writing about anything related to my past adventures in the world of Junior Hockey coaching and/or Senior AA hockey. Instead I plan on focusing on more important things like the Beer Olympics, the reenactment of Johnny McEnroe vs Bjorn Borg, moving into our new place and recording an episode entitled “Cribs” for the Bun, and if possible having a figure skating competition.

Oh and redesigning the bun for all of these *cough cough* aspiring hotstickybun writers.

By: Big Show

Big Show — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 09:32:41 +0000

Solid post, thanks for the shout out to your son….”Big show” aka “Paul White” aka “Owen Hart” aka “Slava Fetisov” aka “Melody Davidson” That all being said….you better keep the fritz up Luke. I heard HSB has a shit load of aspiring writers ready to take out the mediocrity we call Luke and Zimms. Time to step up fellas. Until next time. My names “Melody Davidson” and ill be eating the asses of the many female Olympic Hockey Champions…as I am the coach…and the Graham James of competitive female hockey.

On a totally different note. I have decided that Cassie Campbell is the Pierre McGuire of Female hockey, and Hockey Night In Canada. As I painfully watched the paint drying tonight(aka Womens gold medal game) CTV showed a Team Canada picture comprising of the Sledge hockey team in front Womans team in White, and Canadian Mens Team in Red. Cassie Campbell, who I will now refer to as over achieving cum slut, comes straight out and says ” I truly believe in the importance of this picture. The Mens team in 06 decided to opt out, and I really think it played a part in their 7th place finish. It really sets the mood of the Olympics.” Well…Over achieving Cum Slut…Ill tell you something. These men are professionals, and for them…time is money…Im sure they have alot better things to do then get a photo taken with some handi-tards(who i respect dearly, but in this context I thought it would be better and get the point across better) and a bunch of Lesbos with hockey sticks. You, Overachieving Cum Slut, need to either A) Get fucked more, and possibly take cock in mouth so you cant give us your awful insite, B) Go into a life of low budget porn films so there is better reason to disrespect you. C) Be not a cow to my friend Luke next time he meets you. or D) Go fuck yourself.

Thanks for all your time. Eat shit Cassie Campbell!