So unless you don’t care or you’ve been living under a rock you’ve heard the news…TIGER WOODS is a cheater! He didn’t cheat by pimping out his stats in the latest Tiger Woods 10 golf video game (he does it every year), instead he did the next best/worst thing…he cheated on his wife! That’s right folks! Woods has done what almost half of America does every year and indulge himself in getting the stickiest of icky from someone else. Do I overly care? Not really but I’m going to set the record straight on why you shouldn’t care either.

But first let’s see what he’s throwing to the curb and more importantly get a little more testosterone flowing with some magical bikini pictures!

As I constantly get distracted by bikini pictures I begin to think Elin Walker has a better sound to it then Elin Woods anyway

Enough is enough. I’ll be frank, I hate celebrity gossip and celebrity tabloids. I will never be able to wrap my head around why people can spend countless hours reading about what Brad Pitt did to fix the hole in his sock or why Britney Spears is wearing panties on the outside of her pants. Who freakin cares! They don’t give two shits about the weekend you spent at Home Depot so why should you care about theirs?

Before I get to carried away I can see a lot of you calling me a hypocrite for hating celebrity gossip and yet here I am writing a blog about it. I suppose it could be said that perhaps I am a hypocrite but in all honesty when I have to endure countless hours of Tiger and Elin Woods gossip on my favorite sports channels something has to be said. Let me watch the latest highlights in peace without having to worry about watching 5 minute clips of a TMZ rip off.

Cut the man some slack, nearly 50% of all marriages in America fail every year. Just because he’s Tiger Woods he has to be on his best behavior 24/7 365 days a year? I’ve got a better idea, how about you give the man some god damn privacy and let him deal with his private affairs…IN PRIVATE! I suppose though because our own lives are so dull we have to resort to tarnishing someone else’s.

Someone commented the other day about how in the world he could cheat on such a goddess. Don’t get me wrong she’s a good looking woman but I’m pretty sure the only way I’d get tired of having sex with this woman is if we were married for five years and I had enough money to make cocktail waitresses pretend golf is a turn-on. — Wait. He’s Tiger Woods, if he wanted to he could go get another blond supermodel at the blink of an eye. Come to think of it now that he’s up to 9 strokes I wouldn’t be surprised that a blond supermodel will be number 10.

The worst part about this was the fact not that he got caught but more so having the media get ahold of it all. I mentioned hypocrites earlier…well speaking of hypocrites I can only imagine how many reporters and anchors have done the same thing as Tiger yet never been publicly slapped in the face because of it. Let’s face it, the only reason there isn’t more of this out there scorching the headlines is because other professional athletes aren’t as popular as Woods or just haven’t been caught yet.

Here we have the media portraying Rock Stars, Movie Stars, and Professional Athletes as saints when they’re in the public eye but I’d base about 80-90% of them have committed some form of adultery. Why? Well all one needs to do is hit the local night scene one evening when the Edmonton Oilers are out at one of the cities establishments and see how many women throw themselves at them. When you have money and you’re famous it just makes it that much easier.

I’m not entirely sure why we as human beings would cut off limbs to sleep with a celebrity but that seems to be just our nature. Personally I would way rather set my sights higher by chasing down porn stars because they put out!

TIGER Woods’ wife reportedly has moved out of their luxury home, as a porn star became the latest woman to be linked to the golfer. Woods is understood to have had a meeting with his wife Elin Nordegren as reports name a porn star Holly Sampson as another of his conquests and new steamy SMS details emerge.

Finally for the guys(maybe even the girls), if you had endless money and the whole world knew you, you can’t tell me you wouldn’t be in the same predicament.

Entourage, need I say more?