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		<title>By: Joe</title>
		<link>http://www.hotstickybun.com/2009/04/16/i-need-help/comment-page-1#comment-8439</link>
		<dc:creator>Joe</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Sep 2010 19:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>They both have military background and while they were still in Special Forces they probably had the same skills/strength.  So back then a fight between them would probably end in a near tie (&quot;near&quot;, &#039;cause someone HAS do die eventuelly).

But then everything changes.  Bourne joins Treadstone/Blackbriar.  Treadstone makes the CIA Special Activities Division look like a cozy public library in a New England suburb.  It makes MKULTRA look like a kindergarten party.

After Treadstone Bourne is not just a fighter/killer anymore, he&#039;s a machine.  When Jack Bauer fights, it&#039;s out of anger, despair, fear and sheer willpower.  When Jason Bourne fights he just flips a switch.  After that he has only one operational parameter: &quot;take the other guy(s) out with as little as possible damage to my tactical efficiency&quot;.

This gives him two advantages:
1. he doesn&#039;t get disrupted by unnecessary emotions
2. he still can go (at least) as far as any willpower-driven man, as he doesn&#039;t need willpower. No matter how much he&#039;s injured, he only has this one operational parameter and will go on with full speed and full power.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>They both have military background and while they were still in Special Forces they probably had the same skills/strength.  So back then a fight between them would probably end in a near tie (&#8220;near&#8221;, &#8217;cause someone HAS do die eventuelly).</p>
<p>But then everything changes.  Bourne joins Treadstone/Blackbriar.  Treadstone makes the CIA Special Activities Division look like a cozy public library in a New England suburb.  It makes MKULTRA look like a kindergarten party.</p>
<p>After Treadstone Bourne is not just a fighter/killer anymore, he&#8217;s a machine.  When Jack Bauer fights, it&#8217;s out of anger, despair, fear and sheer willpower.  When Jason Bourne fights he just flips a switch.  After that he has only one operational parameter: &#8220;take the other guy(s) out with as little as possible damage to my tactical efficiency&#8221;.</p>
<p>This gives him two advantages:<br />
1. he doesn&#8217;t get disrupted by unnecessary emotions<br />
2. he still can go (at least) as far as any willpower-driven man, as he doesn&#8217;t need willpower. No matter how much he&#8217;s injured, he only has this one operational parameter and will go on with full speed and full power.</p>
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		<title>By: Zimms</title>
		<link>http://www.hotstickybun.com/2009/04/16/i-need-help/comment-page-1#comment-8270</link>
		<dc:creator>Zimms</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was an interesting comment &quot;You don&#039;t need to know my name&quot;. Very hard to read/understand. Ever heard of punctuation? Bourne FTW</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was an interesting comment &#8220;You don&#8217;t need to know my name&#8221;. Very hard to read/understand. Ever heard of punctuation? Bourne FTW</p>
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		<title>By: You dont need to know my name</title>
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		<dc:creator>You dont need to know my name</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 02:18:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>im sorry but before you make a comment be familiar with the circumstances bauer would win in a fair fight bourne may have killed a guy with a newspaper but bauer kill a man at the end of season 5 with his dang feet while severly injured second  many forget bauer has a heart condition third ctu is compromised often so bauer is often provided with little to no intel bourne has no guts bauer kidnapped the president for cyring out loud overall bauer would kick bourne&#039;s @## in a FAIR fight 

many forget bauer has one day to save the world bourne has provided adequate time bauer is da plan bourne is not even better than james bond 

it would only take jack bauer 5 minutes to hide the bodies of bourne bond and chuck norris after he had killed them GO BAUER</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>im sorry but before you make a comment be familiar with the circumstances bauer would win in a fair fight bourne may have killed a guy with a newspaper but bauer kill a man at the end of season 5 with his dang feet while severly injured second  many forget bauer has a heart condition third ctu is compromised often so bauer is often provided with little to no intel bourne has no guts bauer kidnapped the president for cyring out loud overall bauer would kick bourne&#8217;s @## in a FAIR fight </p>
<p>many forget bauer has one day to save the world bourne has provided adequate time bauer is da plan bourne is not even better than james bond </p>
<p>it would only take jack bauer 5 minutes to hide the bodies of bourne bond and chuck norris after he had killed them GO BAUER</p>
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		<title>By: xz</title>
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		<dc:creator>xz</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 19:08:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>um jack for sure think about he had to raise a teenage girl borne sure he can kill you with a news paper or a single look from his eyes will make you jump out of a window but a teenage girl comeon</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>um jack for sure think about he had to raise a teenage girl borne sure he can kill you with a news paper or a single look from his eyes will make you jump out of a window but a teenage girl comeon</p>
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		<title>By: Dylan</title>
		<link>http://www.hotstickybun.com/2009/04/16/i-need-help/comment-page-1#comment-7946</link>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 15:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+Chuck Norris and you have a unit that can destroy Team America World Police.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+Chuck Norris and you have a unit that can destroy Team America World Police.</p>
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		<title>By: Dylan</title>
		<link>http://www.hotstickybun.com/2009/04/16/i-need-help/comment-page-1#comment-7945</link>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 14:57:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jason Bourne has assassinated people in the name of the US. He served as an officer in the military and VOLUNTEERED to become a Treadstone assassin before his &quot;malfunction&quot; (caused when he was sent to eliminate some African dictator with like 500 kids). It is after this malfunction that he becomes a wanted man by his government..... wanted dead. He is also a $30 million dollar weapon.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jason Bourne has assassinated people in the name of the US. He served as an officer in the military and VOLUNTEERED to become a Treadstone assassin before his &#8220;malfunction&#8221; (caused when he was sent to eliminate some African dictator with like 500 kids). It is after this malfunction that he becomes a wanted man by his government&#8230;.. wanted dead. He is also a $30 million dollar weapon.</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 00:47:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think bourne would whoop bauers tail he&#039;s a highly trained secret agent and bauer just works for the goverment. Bourne could rock anyone.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think bourne would whoop bauers tail he&#8217;s a highly trained secret agent and bauer just works for the goverment. Bourne could rock anyone.</p>
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		<title>By: Walks</title>
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		<dc:creator>Walks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:51:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Throw in James Bond and we&#039;ve got a super terror counter unit that could rival Team America World Police!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Throw in James Bond and we&#8217;ve got a super terror counter unit that could rival Team America World Police!</p>
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		<title>By: Kontribucije</title>
		<link>http://www.hotstickybun.com/2009/04/16/i-need-help/comment-page-1#comment-6449</link>
		<dc:creator>Kontribucije</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 17:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And think of this! How &#039;bout Jack and Jason join forces to take down terrorist&#039;s and evil super spy&#039;s! That would be one kick ass duo!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And think of this! How &#8217;bout Jack and Jason join forces to take down terrorist&#8217;s and evil super spy&#8217;s! That would be one kick ass duo!</p>
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		<title>By: Walks</title>
		<link>http://www.hotstickybun.com/2009/04/16/i-need-help/comment-page-1#comment-5297</link>
		<dc:creator>Walks</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 07:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Lets not forget ole Jackie doesnt occasionally fight fair where as Borne uses everything in his arsenal.  Have to agree though, Borne would rip the shit out of Bauer in one on one combat but given the circumstances Im pretty sure it wouldn&#039;t be a fair fight and if that&#039;s the case I might have to give the nod to Jack.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lets not forget ole Jackie doesnt occasionally fight fair where as Borne uses everything in his arsenal.  Have to agree though, Borne would rip the shit out of Bauer in one on one combat but given the circumstances Im pretty sure it wouldn&#8217;t be a fair fight and if that&#8217;s the case I might have to give the nod to Jack.</p>
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