Hockey time again kids, time for some random thoughts on the ’08 version of the Oil. First a look at the rest of the teams in the conference. The wings will once again be ridiculous, if perhaps they have a flaw its in goal. But wait if Osgood should falter or die of old age, they do have cough the puck up behind the net, choke like no one has before, complete waste of skin that cost the Oilers the cup…. Conklin. The Stars are still very solid no big additions but will be top 3 in the conference. San Jose made some big improvements on the blue line, and having Marleau out of Ron Wilson’s dog house and back on the Top line should help. So there is your best three teams in the conference, now the Northwest will be a tough spot to get points. Calgary as much as i hate to say it, are a much better team than this time last year. Minny will be solid, and defensive and f@#$ing boring to watch. Vancouver won’t be as bad as everyone is thinking, the still have the retard twins and a pretty soild goalie who can steal them games. Colorado is a mystery, Sakic is old, Smyth seems to get injured alot so with the exception of there youngs guys who knows? So you add Anaheim, a Chicago team that is full of good young players who will get better, and there are not a lot of ployoff spots left open.

 The second thing for me is the sports writers who always pick the Canadian teams to finish higher than should be expected. So you have in the east the Habs, who should have a decent team, will be a dissapointmentif they don’t get to the finals at least. My favorite thing about the upcoming season will be how much the leafs suck. If you turn on TSN or Sportsnet you will have a 30 second blurb about how the Oilers did last night, and then a half hour segment on Tlusty wagging his dick around on the Internet. So Tlusty how do you feel about havingpictures of you wagging your dick on the Internet surface? Who gives a flying F$%#!!! Now if Fletcher was in a three way sex triangle with Sundin’s mom and Kubinas webbed footed great aunt from Fatfuckistan, that on the other hand would be good T.V. Ron Wilson told the media that he did not want the players to worry about wins and losses, just getting better as a team. I know of one place where players go to learn how to play in the NHL, THE FUCKING MINORS. Either way should be fun to watch, I can see the reporters in a tailspin now. Just think of how they will come up with the questions to ask, well if they suck and they know they suck then I cant ask them why they suck, riveting. The Sens will be good again, there blue line is weaker, there goal tending is the shits, but they will score a lot of goals. 

Finally the Oilers, i got way the hell off topic as this was meant to be the point of the blog. Im gonna split this up into what i like about the team and what blows ass.

Likes: Cole is fast and works hard-MacIntyre beat the ever living piss out of Vandermeer-Horcoffs healthy-The kid line should do OK-Sourays mean and will break peoples ankles if he misses the net with his shot-Garon hopefully can keep Roli on the pine-The throw back 3rd jerseys-lamp

Dislikes: The Zach attack-Pouliot made the team?? WTF-The 4 million dollar back up-Adding a micro manager, soon they will have to hire a VP of popcorn and beer quality-Pisani, though he was the favorite son in the cup run, he’s average at best-Penner, where to start here, slow, shoots like a pee wee, and makes more than a lot of very good players in the league-Sending down Brule, thought he was the best skater in the preseason.

There you have it, feel free to go to your local Sports Select retailer and bet your mortgage on this information, its damn solid. Naughtys first Blog done with, remember if you have to piss, piss on a flames fan.

Chaio.