It’s just one of those days. By one of those days I mean one of those DAYS where I’ve spent most of it scratching my newly formed beard (or sketch-look) and being completely bored out of my tree eagerly waiting to go to Banff for the weekend to take in Matt’s wedding and perhaps a keg or two worth of beer. After trying to occupy myself for the past couple hours packing…slowly…I’ve run out of things that I need to take. I have my golf clubs, golf shoes, a pair of jeans, some shirts, mostly shorts, and of course some dress clothes.

But enough of that, talking about packing is only making me more bored much like Im sure this article will make most of you bored. Some of you are asking just what the hell is the point of all this rambling, well its simple, to ease my boredness for 5 minutes or so I decided to take a look at my web site traffic. I can hear hundreds of you saying WHOOPEE, well you’re right but I did have to share with you some of my findings.

I have steadily been increasing in traffic the past couple months (nothing even close to gawk at though) but that’s not what interests me most times, what interests me is reading through the search keyphrases people use to find HotStickyBun. I don’t know why I didn’t do this before because there are some absolute doozies but I’m going to start it now…

Introducing HotStickyBun’s favorite keyphrases

Ill start with a simple one that is both non pornographic and doesnt contain bad language.

1. Wednesday bike night Edmonton – Little did you all know I’ve been organizing bike nights throughout the city of Edmonton in my spare time.

Cue the weird stuff…

2. Nut Sack Tugging – I’m at a loss for this one like I am with most, but nut sack tugging? Who in there right mind is interested in tugging on ones nuts??? Unless of course you’re some deranged ex-girlfriend seeking the ultimate Mortal Kombat finishing move, imagine Sonya Blade yanking off Johnny Cages nuts. Purely awesome.

3. Hot and Stickie – Aside from the obvious it resembles my name but Im curious as to what one is looking up with the two words hot and stickie….not to mention the word sticky is spelt wrong.

4. www.hot girls with douchebags – You’re a douchebag for searching this and an even bigger douchebag for thinking this website had any of that filth.

5. gifts that get you laid – Who needs gifts buddy when you got roofies!

6. tough man porn – Maybe someone can help me out on this but what the hell is tough man porn, Im somewhat intrigued…is it some guy lifting weights with the LD or perhaps he is somehow bench pressing and thrusting at the same time.

7. sticky bun pants for kids – If there is such thing I want a pair and honestly I feel sorry for any parents who had to visit this website looking for children’s clothing.

8. masterbaiters – Ok busted.

9. is matrubation good for health – If it is I’m probably the healthiest person alive!

10. ejaculation reduces cancer risk – Question or fact? Hmmmmm, anyone know any porn stars who had cancer?

11. are there any gay nhl players in 2008 – Apparently gay hockey players switch teams (if you know what I mean) every other year.

12. carcinogens accumulate in your prostate that come out with your semen – Say it with me folks, what…the…fuck??!!

and finally my favorite…

13. Beaverlodge Porn – I couldnt help but laugh at this one wondering just which pervert out there in god’s country is clinging onto a last shred of hope looking up porno made in Beaverlodge. Im looking towards Stilly, Matt, Vern, maybe even Benny…he always told me he should of been a porn star.

Sound made up? Maybe but if you don’t believe me I’ve provided the key phrases below.