Toughman Shot: A tequila shot where one snorts the salt, drinks the tequila, and then squirts the lemon juice in one’s eye.

So apparently as I’ve been told there has been a lot of videos on this website lately embarrassing everyone but myself. First and foremost I run the camera most of the time so if anyone feels the need to catch me at my best (or worst) then feel free and I’ll hand it over assuming you’re not to loaded to run the camera or worst case scenario drop it and break the damn thing…although I’m sure a couple of you surely would like to.

Besides if that’s not embarrassing enough then you haven’t watched what was posted lately of me degrading some girl changing outside right next to main street. Needless to say though if you haven’t you’re all fortunate enough that I’ve been cycling through some of my videos from the last couple months of action and will prepare to degrade myself (not to the extent of Jmoe but hey no one can dance like him). More or less it’s me being drunk and being really obnoxious like only I can.

First up, the toughman shot from The Billiards Club in Edmonton. Hot on the heels of our latest creation for fun, the reverse Jager Bomb (picture 3 (or 4) shots of Jager in a cup with a shot glass of Red bull), is another all time favorite shot between at least some of us. Why? Well for starters it’s completely ridiculous and best yet when bartenders and people see you at the bar doing them they think you’re an idiot. Well I got news for most of you, I am an idiot so its perfect.

The game plan for it is simple.

1. Order a shot of Tequila with a lemon and some salt
2. Sniff the salt
3. Shoot the Tequila
4. Squirt the lemon in your eye

Fun times for all ensue after that, until you watch the video the next morning and realize a few things (at least I did in my video)

1. You’re an idiot
2. You totally screwed up the shot by squirting the lemon in your eye first
3. You’re an idiot
4. You stepped in broken glass for 5 minutes after doing the shot
5. You’re an idiot
6. and finally You’re an idiot.

While it’s a great mid party shot it certainly isnt as solid as a Reverse Jager Bomb as most people have a hard time comprehending snorting salt and squirting lemon in their eye…but hey when it comes to jacking 3 shots of Jager nobody thinks twice about it they just do it.

Sadly also the tough man shot nor the reverse Jager bomb will impress any women on the basis of them thinking you’re an idiot and then eventually being way to drunk to remember girls (or people for that matter) at the bar. If you’re looking for something easy may I suggest a bottle cap, gladiator, or whore that works the streets.

If you want to step it up a notch then I highly recommend some of my all time favorites.

1. Chartreuse – Most people have NO clue what this is and a lot of bars dont carry it but if they do make sure its the green colored because the yellow sucks and is for slackers.

2. Absinthe – often called “the Green Fairy” this will mess up the best of people

3. Hat Trick – Three shots of Jack

4. Prairie Fire – Still one of the worst shots going

5. Cement Mixer – If you haven’t experienced this at least once in your life you should. My only memory is actually having to chew.

6. 252 – Half 151, Half Wild Turkey. Good times.

7. Conquistador – Tequila and milk. Sounds tasty.

8. Left Hook: Half Jager/Half Goldslager

9. Sweaty Mexican LumberJack – Tabasco, tequila, and Yukon Jack

10. 3 Wisemen – Jack D, Cousin Johnny Walker, and Jimmy Beam.

If anyone wants to go out and try these this weekend be sure to video tape it and send them to me. If you can do all 10 without puking Ill give you the time of your life.

Walks