Tis the season to be jolly and what better way to share it then to spread some festive holiday joy!  I’m giving away gifts and the first thing Im giving away is a slew of hoagie subs with a side of Twinkies for actress Tara Reid.  Why?  To get her sorry ass back to looking the way she used too, but I guess being young in Hollywood with millions of dollars and under the influence of coke daily (I imagine) will take it’s toll on you, like really what else are you supposed to do then snort lines all day.  Almost as pathetic is Lindsay Lohan’s apparent rumour of being flat broke or Britney Spears mom trying to right a book on parenting.  Yes Mrs. Spears your book should be pulled off the shelf when both your daughters are clearly degenerates, BRAVO. 

Tara Right Back to Bikinis After Weekend Collapse
Tue, 12/18/2007 – 12:29am by Molly

Tara Reid was showing a dangerously skinny new look modeling swimwear at a photoshoot in Bali on Monday. This isn’t the first time we’ve worried about Tara recently, but things got scarier when she collapsed while out at night over the weekend. Luckily she was in and out of the hospital quickly, suffering from cuts and bruises only, and was back by the pool by the next day. Maybe it was a wake up call for tiny Tara. Looking through the Tara Reid photo slideshow it’s kinda heartbreaking and I definitely miss the cute girl from American Pie.

To think she used to look like this

In the words of Rick James “Cocaine is a hell of a drug”

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