I Have Left Paradise


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No Im not griping about Fort Mac like usual, instead Im actually sobbing a tear from leaving +30 degree weather to come back to what sooner or later will be a blanket of snow. If only Edmonton could be a little more like Phoenix…let’s see, we could have no snow and golf year round, we could have all major north American sports in one city in some of the most spectacular facilities seen, oh and before I forget, it could have a ridiculous amount of hot women every where you go.

Well women are everywhere, but the Oilers don’t have ice girls and thats a major disappointment. I’m sure all you hockey traditionalists will scream that its unnecessary but when a scantly clad woman starts dancing in your isle during TV time-outs and goal celebrations most men I’m sure would change the tune of their song pretty damn quickly. I sure did and I’m what most would call a self proclaimed hockey expert although I get most my predictions right.

Edmonton needs some fine tuning.

Regardless there is a Halloween party this weekend, I haven’t been formally invited but guess what…I’m going to show up like I usually do. Maybe Ill even have a beer or two inside before I get kicked out.

If anyones interested Im keeping with my “DIE FACEBOOK” mentality and will refuse to post pictures on it, so Im posting them on Sticky Bun

http://www.hotstickybun.com/gallery/main.php

Will show yah a few shots of Phoenix even though the best photo never got snapped due to a faulty battery. Just picture me in the middle of the Ice Girls with a big shit eating smirk on my face only to have my battery die…oh well the Oilers will be back south and so will I.

The Grand Daddy, godfather, greybush, manatee, etc of Hotstickybun Walks has been writing, designing, and re-designing this website for over 5 years in hopes of one day finding someone gullible enough to purchase it for over a million dollars so he can move to Mexico and live on a beach sipping margaritas all day.

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